You know how they have a show on History Channel called "Axe Men," the one about the daily trials and tribulations of loggers? They have one commercial that highlights everything that goes wrong in the show: trees are f…

I begin with a slight shuffling of the feet, which soon turns into a moderate jog, which eventually develops into a mad sprint. Then I hit a wall. When I regain consciousness, my hiccups are usually gone. No seriously…