I went to Taco Bell today, and there was this goat-roapin' cowboy asshat and his son standing in line in front of me. These guys epitomized everything I hate about cowboys. Now don't get me wrong, there are several cowboys that kick ass and take names, but for the most part, I can't stand the morons around here who call themselves "cowboys" because they buy giant trucks, ride bulls, and wear belt buckles with their names on them. Dumbasses...
But anyway, these two fuckers get up to the front counter and make their order. The cashier hands over one cup instead of two, and the elder moron lets the poor girl have it. God... dammit. I'm usually forgiving of the stupidity I see on a day to day basis, because honestly, I do a lot of stupid shit myself. But shit... I absolutely hate it when people act that way. All that dumbass had to say was "Hey, could I get another cup?" but no, he has to start acting like he's the goddamn king of the world and throw a royal temper tantrum.
I wanted to spill my drink on him, and then say something to the tune of "I got your cup RIGHT HERE, PAL," but I didn't since I was really thirsty and my own gluttony won out over my sense of chaotic neutral justice. Fuck... I wanted to kick the shit out of that bastard, which is a little strange since his ass beating would've been way worse than his little hissy fit at the counter. I guess I could say that I was "the better man" by walking away from it and not turning his face into a creamy pâté of cowboy, but it doesn't change the fact that I still want to break his kneecaps with a baseball bat.
Damn sheep-fuckers. I hope the dude in the back spit in your food.
Comments (2)
Having worked in the food service industry for 2 years, I hated people like that.
Standing in line behind people like that tests my patience.
Life's too short...I would have kicked him :)
I generally try to be extra nice to the clerks in those situations and let them know that he was probably just trying to compensate. Then we laugh at his expense...